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Who’d be a Pakistani bowler?
By Tabrez Janjua for Stani Army in Pakistan Cricket
105 ViewsI did mention a while back that this tour would be a defining one for three of our experienced batsmen that did not make the squads, namely Misbah, Yousuf and Younis. Well it seems the discussion about their exclusion will now be re-ignited after the current batting line up failed again, this time against England.
Whilst overhead conditions were favourable to the English bowlers, it was a good track and for the Pakistani top five to make a combined score of just 40, some fault must lie with them. Nasser Hussain said in the break that when he was captain, batsmen did have the tendency to come back with a resigned attitude after being dismissed in swinging conditions, as if to say ‘ Oh well it’s swinging, there was nothing we could do’. Yet he went on to say that that should not be an excuse because that is the true test of the skill of the batsman, whether he can negotiate the movement or not. It’s obvious the skill of our batsmen was lacking.
Whilst there have been some encouraging performances here and there, it has to be said that our batsmen have so far failed on the whole. In the four innings we had against Australia, our highest innings total was just 289. For a Test match that is simply not good enough. So, what are our batsmen doing? What are they contributing to the team? If they are not making the runs, what is their purpose? Bangladesh had just finished playing against England in similar conditions and I would have to say that their batting line up looked much more composed and generally better than ours.
You have to feel for our bowlers, who after just around 50 overs, may well be out there bowling again if we fail to avoid the follow on. Let’s not forget that it is our bowlers that have scored almost half the total we have on the board right now anyway. The PCB should collect the wages of the batsmen by the end of the series and divide them up between the bowlers, because it is they who deserve it.
So, should we persist with the same batting line up and just be patient or should we send for Yousuf and Younis? Many of us had called for youngsters to be given a chance (Umar Amin and Azhar Ali), and we knew we’d have to be patient with the likes of Farhat, Malik and the Akmals, yet none of us expected them to be this bad. I think most fans expected better from this batting line up.
Most of the hype has been around Umar Akmal, yet so far he hasn’t even looked like anything special. Far too nervous and stuck in the crease, he seems to be there for the taking as soon as he gets in. As for his brother, well he will now be single-handedly responsible for losing Pakistan yet another Test as he did in Australia. Dropped catch, missed stumping, failed with the bat and was stupidly consulted for two reviews that he declined that would have gone our way.
Kamran Akmal needs to be dropped, to persist with him is just futile. He has had enough chances yet we are seeing the same mistakes, and that I’m afraid, is the bottom line.


July 31st, 2010 at 3:07 am
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July 31st, 2010 at 10:41 am
Kamran Akmal was back to his worst. Unbearable to watch him when he is in that sort of ‘form’.
He’s like the MItchell Johnson of wicket-keeping.
Did you see the map of how the batsmen got out? The English batsmen got out to balls that were going to hit the stumps. Mostly. The Pakistan batsmen got out to balls that weren’t going to. Mostly.
Some story there.
July 31st, 2010 at 1:05 pm
If I were a Pakistani bowler, those batsmen would’ve been barely alive.
Okay, that’s an exaggeration, but seriously, do the Pakistani batsmen have any business at all playing? When are they going to learn to bat? True, bowlers win you Test matches, but at least your batsmen need to know how to bat through a day or two.
And as for Kamran Akmal, the less said the better. He won’t even catch a ball with buckets on his hands.
July 31st, 2010 at 5:35 pm
How are the Pakistan bowlers supposed to win test matches with that bloody awful keeper?
Lesson One in HOW TO HAMSTRING AN EXCELLENT BOWLING ATTACK.
August 1st, 2010 at 12:06 am
I can’t help myself, I want to love Kamran Akmal. He has that cure little face, I can’t resist his charms.
But he needs to get his shit together, doesn’t he?
August 1st, 2010 at 12:51 pm
Yes, Johnson chucks pies and Akmal drops them. Just imagine them being in the same team!
Cute face Sid? It’s as punchable as Swann’s and it is only Watson’s face that I want to take to a cheese grater more.